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From “Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl” and “Live at City Center 1974”

Transcribed by Bret Shefter


Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move ‘em they walk around, and
When I lift ‘em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave ‘em they ain’t got hairs!\

(bang!)